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1 year ago
ilovecharts: Truth

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Truth

1 year ago

If someone ever tells you that Harry Potter is stupid…

mrshadowbehindme:

yanapoleng:

warningdontreadthis:

accioronaldweasley:

Here’s what you do.

1) Do a slow, dramatic turn, because if you do this, they’ll know shit’s about to go down.

2) Look at them and ask them straight up why they don’t like it.

3) After they’ve given you a stupid reason like “because he’s gay!”, you’ll feel like this:

4) But don’t leave the room just yet, because you’ll have to tell them why Harry Potter is amazing, and show them this awesome gif:

5) After you’ve done that, you’ll need to end it all with this:

And that’s how you deal with Harry Potter haters.

1 year ago
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sealegslegssea:

dreamland33:

dazzlemesilly:

dainsomniac:

theindiehippie:

urbannomad:thequeensoprano:sarahkulani:lolyounghollywood:

skittlesness:thatlisakid:-beinspired:laceupyourshoes:loveliesandscandals:youallneedtogoawaymotherfuckers:jd1801:stateofflux:fuckyeahjd:veronica-ag:rawrstarr:lizstomania:rockinrobyn077:bloodybludger:fuckyeahfunnythings:lightspeedfuckingchampion:itry-ifail-itryagain:jennyvodka

shoo-da-bop-bop-shoo-da-bop-bop-shoo-da-bop-yeahhh!

he he

1 year ago

on the way to the drive-in.

1 year ago
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The Longest Day-Laura Gibson

1 year ago
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griptape:

“Let’s Dance” - M. Ward

1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

on being a baby

hallelujah:

annegilbert:

PROS:

  • you are so totally cute
  • diapers (don’t even worry about bathrooms, man)
  • everyone does ALL your shit for you
  • you get to ride in strollers (this would be so fun-especially when your mom/dad is running/exercising)
  • you sleep alllll the time
  • you can say anything you want because NO ONE can understand you!!!
  • you can throw up on people and it’s ~~whateva~~
  • crying gets you anything you want!!!
  • don’t even worry about making yourself look good - you’re a fucking baby, no one gives a shit
  • ALMOST everyone loves you
  • your toys are pretty cool (mobiles are dope)
  • if you’re fat it’s completely fine. in fact, people like you more
  • you are really cute if you wear sunglasses
  • bottles are kind of cool

CONS:

  • all your food is pureed
  • nursing…
  • NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. AT ALL
  • you just don’t fucking understand ANYTHING
  • you are an illiterate fuck
  • at the end of the day…diapers are gross
  • onesies = really uncomfortable/generally awkward
  • you fucking remember NOTHING
  • people are always all up in your shit (holding you, touching you, pulling your hands and fingers, etc)
  • not really sure if you have kneecaps or not…pretty sure you don’t…(this makes skateboarding/playing volleyball impossible—HUGE inconvenience for a  baby)
  • you are basically one step up from a stuffed animal (you have organs)
  • car seats…yikes man
  • you can’t walk
  • you have to chill in a crib all day and can’t get out (bars)
  • nurseries are miserable/as are the women that work in them
  • you most likely spend your days sleeping in cribs in random churches (what if you’re an atheist baby?) that are more likely than not sanitized with an aerosol can
  • you can’t go down/up stairs
  • most of the time you just look like a wide-eyed dumbass (that, conveniently, is distractingly cute)
  • you can’t reach SHIT
  • everyone talks to you in a demeaning way/voice. absolutely no straight-shooters

hahahahahahahahahhaa oh my god, this made my night

1 year ago

violent femme: i'm probably about to delete this, or make it private, but i just need it written somewhere

likelava:

wyattamber:

likelava:

wyattamber:

ze list:

- email amber back
(and tell her how terrible i am for not emailing her sooner and that my end of the deal indeed has been sent!)
- send out playlists
- finish up vince’s letter
- FIND MY GODDAMN GRAPHING JOURNAL
- post a kyp malone song
(. .. . okay that isn’t necessarily…

you are not terrible, everyone gets busy at times. & besides i wasn’t the best sales person at times.  :)

why are you the best person on the face of the planet? i’m sorry i haven’t emailed you, i’ve been working doubles so much lately i hadn’t even thought of emailing. but it’s been mailed! your little surprises and the check and one of my first prints and all :) thank you so much for being lovely to me

far from the best person on the face of the planet, but thank you for sending everything. i can understand work being so demanding, but anyways i will be checking my mail box everyday with so much enthusiasm that my mail man will probably think i have gone mad. :D

it should be there in about three to four days, lemme know when ya get it okay! :)

i’ll be sure to take a picture of it to confirm i received it! i hope you have a good night miss. ashli.

1 year ago

violent femme: i'm probably about to delete this, or make it private, but i just need it written somewhere

likelava:

wyattamber:

ze list:

- email amber back
(and tell her how terrible i am for not emailing her sooner and that my end of the deal indeed has been sent!)
- send out playlists
- finish up vince’s letter
- FIND MY GODDAMN GRAPHING JOURNAL
- post a kyp malone song
(. .. . okay that isn’t necessarily…

you are not terrible, everyone gets busy at times. & besides i wasn’t the best sales person at times.  :)

why are you the best person on the face of the planet? i’m sorry i haven’t emailed you, i’ve been working doubles so much lately i hadn’t even thought of emailing. but it’s been mailed! your little surprises and the check and one of my first prints and all :) thank you so much for being lovely to me

far from the best person on the face of the planet, but thank you for sending everything. i can understand work being so demanding, but anyways i will be checking my mail box everyday with so much enthusiasm that my mail man will probably think i have gone mad. :D

1 year ago

violent femme: i'm probably about to delete this, or make it private, but i just need it written somewhere

ze list:

- email amber back
(and tell her how terrible i am for not emailing her sooner and that my end of the deal indeed has been sent!)
- send out playlists
- finish up vince’s letter
- FIND MY GODDAMN GRAPHING JOURNAL
- post a kyp malone song
(. .. . okay that isn’t necessarily…

you are not terrible, everyone gets busy at times. & besides i wasn’t the best sales person at times.  :)

1 year ago
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2 years ago
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You’re the best thing about me.

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2 years ago